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josiejo2012 replied to your post: Tweets By Dre
If anyone reads all the way through this post, they should get an award or something hahahaAnd here I thought I was clever.
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Tweets By Dre
- Hey, have you heard about Dr. Dre’s latest farming endeavors? Beets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre has decided to pursue a career in comfortable overstuffed chairs. Seats by Dre.
- This just in! Dr. Dre to announce new passion in corrective podiatry. He will be opening a clinic shortly. Feets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre to give up comforts of modern society to live in the wilderness as a goat herder. Bleats by Dre.
- Rumor has it that Dr. Dre is attending culinary school to achieve his lifelong dream as a chef and caterer. Eats by Dre.
- Wizards of the Coast has just hired Dr. Dre to work on the upcoming 5th edition of Dungeons and Dragons. Feats by Dre.
- After a few months of cooking, Dr. Dre realizes his TRUE calling lies in desserts and confectionaries. Treats by Dre.
- Dr. Dre takes up riveting work in a warship factory floor. Fleets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre to take ownership of Miami basketball team. Heats by Dre
- Dr Dre to help fix your online reputation. Deletes by Dre
- Dr. Dre starts his own MLG team. 133ts by Dre
- Dr. Dre’s sporting good’s line is top notch. Cleats by Dre.
- Amber waves beckon as Dr. Dre moves to the American Midwest to grow wholesome grains. Wheats by Dre.
- Dr Dre enthralls the world with his line of finely woven Egyptian cotton linens. Sheets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre, having seen the blight of malaria, creates a non-profit to fight mosquitoes. Deets by Dr.
- Dr. Dre begins matchmaking for all of his friends and colleagues. Meets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre to open butcher shop: Meats by Dre.
- Dr. Dre develops new highly efficient design of street pavers, saving billions in road construction. Streets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre opens up a specialty shop for his unique wares. Boutiques by Dre.
- Everybody welcome our channel’s new meteorologist, Dr. Dre, with your local forecast! Sleets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre revitalizes the mattress industry. Sleeps by Dre
- Not to be outdone by business rival Sir James Dyson, Dr. Dre develops innovative and stylish new broom technology. Sweeps by Dre.
- Dr. Dre begins a new enterprise making and distributing men’s slacks. Pleats by Dre.
- Sensing consumer outrage at the loss of the Wal-Mart Greeters, Dr. Dre steps in to give elderly jobs with his new Greets By Dre initiative.
- Dr. Dre thinks back on his childhood memories of calling the Nintendo Hotline, and decides to do the same for this era’s kids. Cheats by Dre
- Dr. Dre enters the highly competitive world of poultry farming. Beaks by Dre.
- Your love of fine music and all natural mulch fertilizer come together at last. Peats by Dre.
- Appealing to the more medievally minded individuals, Dr. Dre now performs defensive home renovations. Keeps by Dre.
- Dr. Dre creates a new themed calendar. Weeks by Dre
- Dr. Dre opens a petshop specializing in everyone’s favorite bird! Parakeets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre comes out with a poorly chosen perfume. Reeks by Dre
- Fleets by Dre run into weatherproofing issues. Leaks by Dre
- I don’t have a great phrase for this one. something something Dr Dre in Belgium as a chef. Frites by Dre
- Dr. Dre dabbles in the hotel industry. Suites by Dre.
- Dr. Dre proces his versatility erupting into the lady’s clothing market, appealing to the daintiest of dames. Petites by Dre.
- I heard he’s working to revive some 19th century poetry. Keats by Dr Dre.
- Dr. Dre to promote his new initiative to prevent household abandonments: No More Deadbeats by Dre
- Dr. Dre to start his new logging company, Mesquites by Dre.
- Dr. Dre tackles the world of credit card fraud, Receipts by Dre.
- Dr. Dre announces new pornography company, Skeets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre announces new fencing company, Metes by Dre.
- Dr. Dre new line of adult diapers, Discreets by Dre.
- Dre attempts new non-swearing initiative, Bleeps by Dre.
- After several bad timings, Dr. Dre announces new metronome line, Downbeats by Dre.
- After several renditions of headphones, first generation Beats by Dre are now being packaged as Obsoletes by Dre.
- Dr. Dre accounts all of his losses in life, Defeats by Dre.
- Dr. Dre announces new line of candy, Sweets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre attempts to enter the construction industry with Concretes by Dre.
- Dr. Dre starts new line of outerwear underwear, Indiscreets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre starts new floral company, Marguerites by Dre.
- Dr. Dre guest stars on a new Muppets episode, Meeps by Dre.
- In order to scold Chris Brown, Dr. Dre announces, Mistreats by Dre.
- After attending medical school, Dr. Dre started a new plastic surgery practice, Teats by Dre.
- After an unfortunate gonorrhea incident, Dre announces Gleets by Dre.
- Dr. Dre makes new 3 row SUV, equipped with new heated Backseats by Dre.
- After one man bought all of Dre’s products, Dre offered him new Effetes by Dre.
- Dre takes his hand in new cloning initiative, Gametes by Dre.
- Dre takes knock off Offbeats by Dre to court and wins settlement.
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Ben, Stop Being An Asshole
http://theanimaconstruct.tumblr.com/
Stop posting with it.
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beatconnectionmusic replied to your post: Fatimeh is the bomb diggity.
why the fuck would you be playing the bass in a field? you don’t even have an outlet to plug an amp into dumbass1. I love you Chris.
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Fatimeh is the bomb diggity.
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Even my calculator isn’t prepared for the AP test.
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Thoughts
Lol me talking to myself.
My thoughts speak louder than my words. That’s why I’ll wait to talk to a professor, I like being able to think about an entire speech in my head before I say something. This is one of those “lol forever alone” speeches that I’ve been thinking about for a while now.
I’ve always been what I’d call a “nice guy.” I’m not trying to sound pompous, because at certain times it’s a really shitty personality trait. I’ll hold onto my thoughts for ages because I’m afraid if they were ever voiced that my life would be ruined. I know that in reality, they wouldn’t change much of anything. I see good in people, when I really shouldn’t, I forgive people that don’t deserve it, and mostly, I feel like I put other people’s happiness far above my own.
I don’t know why. I’ve had people do really not cool things to me. When I confront them, I usually end up apologizing for it. I’m a goddamn carpet. I’m not unhappy, but I’m not really ecstatic about anything. I have no idea what I want to do in life, I don’t even know where the hell I’m going to be living in a year. It’s fucking scary. I think that’s been taking a lot out of me. Uncertainty is really unsettling. But I think the real issue is that I have no idea what I want.
I’ve said that to some people, but it’s hard to understand myself. I don’t know what I want. I feel out of place a lot lately, and I don’t have any idea what I’m missing. I’m not depressed, I just feel weird. Maybe this is what growing up feels like, but it fucking sucks. I thought about a summer job, but there’s nothing I would buy. I thought about summer school, but then I realized I don’t know what I’d take. I’m lost almost, I think.
But I think the thing I want, actually, is affection. Judging by the amount I complain on here, it’s not really a secret that most of my relationships don’t work. The worst part is I never know why. I’ve never known that. I’ve never gotten a reasonable explanation of what the issue was with me. I’ve gotten “it’s not you, it’s me” countless times, but that doesn’t tell me anything. I think I want people to be happy, despite whether or not that happiness includes me. There are girls that I’ve liked on and off for a long time that I would like nothing more than to write a long winded note saying how much they actually mean. But I think they’re happy with the way things are, so I can’t bring myself to do that.
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Going through life as a heartless bitch is not really a preferred method for anyone.
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Wrote This For A Scholarship: Inspired By NGT
Where I’m Going and Where I’ve Been
As my days of living at home, going to the same school for 8 hours a day, and eating lunch at one of the “big three” (Taco Bell, McDonalds, Wendy’s) every day, I am beginning to realize how much my life has changed not only year to year, but even day to day. Since coming to a realization that my impact on this universe is going to be small in comparison to the endless size of the universe, I started feeling a little downcast. Which I think is understandable, when you think about how even someone who changed the entire world as we know it like Einstein or Newton, and then realize that even though they changed everything that we knew, their impact on the universe is microscopic. Two of the greatest humans to live on this Earth’s impact on the universe is comparatively, smaller than the size of a single grain of sand on the entire coastline of the United States.
For a while, I didn’t know what to do with my life, as I knew no matter what I did, the overall effect on the world and the universe would be negligible. No matter how big I am here, I would still feel small. This kind of negativity doesn’t get anyone anywhere, and builds the whole “life is meaningless” mindset. It wasn’t until I read a quote by one of the world’s leading astrophysicists, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, that I came to a realization that life is so far from meaningless. Essentially, Tyson said that the molecules that make up all organic life are traceable to the centers of stars that at one point exploded into the universe and created pristine gas clouds that created the biology of life across the universe. We are all connected biologically, we are connected to the Earth chemically, and the universe anatomically. The universe is in us, and we are in the universe. That quote actually changed my entire outlook on life. Knowing that when I die, I become part of the Earth, which eventually is swallowed by the sun, the cycle starts again and my remains are scattered throughout the universe, makes me feel huge. We exist because we ourselves allow it. The complex chemical reactions that make up our emotions are miracles in the working. Millions of miracles occurred to create our existence; there is no reason to believe that this existence is meaningless – why would we have let that happen?
I don’t know where my soul will go when I die, and I’ll have to leave that to theology, but I know my physical presence will sustain life for the rest of eternity. The molecules that made up my heart could go to building the next prominent race, or the next species of insects. I feel like I owe it to myself to spend what little time as a human I have to making it worth it. Make the miracles that occurred to cause my existence worthwhile. Since coming to this realization that I am big, and I am an integral part of the universe, I have lived by two main philosophies: know more about the world than I did yesterday, and lessen the suffering of others. So far it’s gotten me very far, and whenever I feel down about myself, I just have to remember. Everything happens for a reason, I know this because the universe we are all a part of would not allow anything to be meaningless. I would not allow anything to be meaningless. So as to where I’m going, and where I’ve been; I have been everywhere, and I’m going everywhere again. I am going to live my life to the best of my ability.
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I think the best part of last night was during Helena, when “both our cars collide” was about to happen, and Ben Meyers and I saw each other from the other side of the circle and screamed it at each other.
That or the PDA tango with Alison Garrett and Daniel.
Man, it was just a good night.
