Tweets By Dre

• Hey, have you heard about Dr. Dre’s latest farming endeavors? Beets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre has decided to pursue a career in comfortable overstuffed chairs. Seats by Dre.
• This just in! Dr. Dre to announce new passion in corrective podiatry. He will be opening a clinic shortly. Feets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre to give up comforts of modern society to live in the wilderness as a goat herder. Bleats by Dre.
• Rumor has it that Dr. Dre is attending culinary school to achieve his lifelong dream as a chef and caterer. Eats by Dre.
• Wizards of the Coast has just hired Dr. Dre to work on the upcoming 5th edition of Dungeons and Dragons. Feats by Dre.
• After a few months of cooking, Dr. Dre realizes his TRUE calling lies in desserts and confectionaries. Treats by Dre.
• Dr. Dre takes up riveting work in a warship factory floor. Fleets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre to take ownership of Miami basketball team. Heats by Dre
• Dr Dre to help fix your online reputation. Deletes by Dre
• Dr. Dre starts his own MLG team. 133ts by Dre
• Dr. Dre’s sporting good’s line is top notch. Cleats by Dre.
• Amber waves beckon as Dr. Dre moves to the American Midwest to grow wholesome grains. Wheats by Dre.
• Dr Dre enthralls the world with his line of finely woven Egyptian cotton linens. Sheets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre, having seen the blight of malaria, creates a non-profit to fight mosquitoes. Deets by Dr.
• Dr. Dre begins matchmaking for all of his friends and colleagues. Meets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre to open butcher shop: Meats by Dre.
• Dr. Dre develops new highly efficient design of street pavers, saving billions in road construction. Streets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre opens up a specialty shop for his unique wares. Boutiques by Dre.
• Everybody welcome our channel’s new meteorologist, Dr. Dre, with your local forecast! Sleets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre revitalizes the mattress industry. Sleeps by Dre
• Not to be outdone by business rival Sir James Dyson, Dr. Dre develops innovative and stylish new broom technology. Sweeps by Dre.
• Dr. Dre begins a new enterprise making and distributing men’s slacks. Pleats by Dre.
• Sensing consumer outrage at the loss of the Wal-Mart Greeters, Dr. Dre steps in to give elderly jobs with his new Greets By Dre initiative.
• Dr. Dre thinks back on his childhood memories of calling the Nintendo Hotline, and decides to do the same for this era’s kids. Cheats by Dre
• Dr. Dre enters the highly competitive world of poultry farming. Beaks by Dre.
• Your love of fine music and all natural mulch fertilizer come together at last. Peats by Dre.
• Appealing to the more medievally minded individuals, Dr. Dre now performs defensive home renovations. Keeps by Dre.
• Dr. Dre creates a new themed calendar. Weeks by Dre
• Dr. Dre opens a petshop specializing in everyone’s favorite bird! Parakeets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre comes out with a poorly chosen perfume. Reeks by Dre
• Fleets by Dre run into weatherproofing issues. Leaks by Dre
• I don’t have a great phrase for this one. something something Dr Dre in Belgium as a chef. Frites by Dre
• Dr. Dre dabbles in the hotel industry. Suites by Dre.
• Dr. Dre proces his versatility erupting into the lady’s clothing market, appealing to the daintiest of dames. Petites by Dre.
• I heard he’s working to revive some 19th century poetry. Keats by Dr Dre.
• Dr. Dre to promote his new initiative to prevent household abandonments: No More Deadbeats by Dre
• Dr. Dre to start his new logging company, Mesquites by Dre.
• Dr. Dre tackles the world of credit card fraud, Receipts by Dre.
• Dr. Dre announces new pornography company, Skeets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre announces new fencing company, Metes by Dre.
• Dr. Dre new line of adult diapers, Discreets by Dre.
• Dre attempts new non-swearing initiative, Bleeps by Dre.
• After several bad timings, Dr. Dre announces new metronome line, Downbeats by Dre.
• After several renditions of headphones, first generation Beats by Dre are now being packaged as Obsoletes by Dre.
• Dr. Dre accounts all of his losses in life, Defeats by Dre.
• Dr. Dre announces new line of candy, Sweets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre attempts to enter the construction industry with Concretes by Dre.
• Dr. Dre starts new line of outerwear underwear, Indiscreets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre starts new floral company, Marguerites by Dre.
• Dr. Dre guest stars on a new Muppets episode, Meeps by Dre.
• In order to scold Chris Brown, Dr. Dre announces, Mistreats by Dre.
• After attending medical school, Dr. Dre started a new plastic surgery practice, Teats by Dre.
• After an unfortunate gonorrhea incident, Dre announces Gleets by Dre.
• Dr. Dre makes new 3 row SUV, equipped with new heated Backseats by Dre.
• After one man bought all of Dre’s products, Dre offered him new Effetes by Dre.
• Dre takes his hand in new cloning initiative, Gametes by Dre.
• Dre takes knock off Offbeats by Dre to court and wins settlement. 

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